Welcome to BOAGYA!™
A place for people who are over it, under it, and trying to laugh their way through the middle of it.
Who is this for?
Anyone that is being tested by the universe (it's petty) and surviving the cosmic pranks it plays on you.
This is for the bent, who refuse to be broken.
What the Hell is BOAGYA?
BOAGYA™ stands for Bend Over And Grab Your Ankles™.
It is not enlightenment. It is not empowerment. It's not even a proper stretch.
BOAGYA™ is a lifestyle, an attitude, and coping contortion designed for surviving modern life’s constant barrage of bullshit.
Say What Now?
BOAGYA™ is a satirical self-help attitude that teaches you the art of the bend. The time-honored practice of dropping your expectations (and your pants, metaphorically?!?!), bending over, grabbing your ankles, and just… accepting.
Go on...
We bow (literally) to life’s absurdities, stretch into the spiral, and reclaim our power (and sense of humor) by grabbing our ankles and letting the nonsense pass.
Almost there
Think of it as emotional yoga, but instead of finding inner peace... You find your missing sock, your will to live, and your sense of
humor.