This isn’t just a classic embroidered dad hat. This cap shields your face and your feelings.
For when the sun is too bright, the questions are too many, and all you can manage is a slow, dramatic nod. Ideal for situations when you can’t fully bend, but you can tip your head down and silently opt out.
This isn’t merch. It’s emotional armor.
Why you’ll love it:
Comfortable fit with an unstructured body. Like your emotional state, but comfier.
6-panel structure with eyelets. Vent out stress, not style.
Precurved visor. Already bent, just like you
Adjustable snap closure with brass buckle. Because at least one thing should be under control.
100% cotton. Soft, breathable, and ready for hair-washing avoidance.
The perfect cover for messy hair, messy vibes, and messy decisions.
Side effects may include:
Using the cap to hide from responsibilities (and exes).
Giving strong “don’t talk to me unless it’s funny” energy.
Avoiding eye contact in public, stylishly.
Using the brim to block out sunlight and unsolicited advice.
When you need a barrier between you and unsolicited opinions. Face down, brim low, soul protected.
